Charlockle Random Survey~! *Roleplay*

2. Hot Sherlock Holmes on Wolfy action - Yes/No?

Uh...no thank you. ._. I don't like that mental image much. Sherlock Holmes with my best friend/brother. Ew...

3. Have you ever had lunch together with Treakle?

Yes, durhh....does pizza count?

4. Is Princess Molestia your best friend?

No, but she's nice. Plus, she doesn't molest me - gets confused when she tries to find the parts. XD Oh, the joys of being fluid~

5. Would you open a mystery gift Bonbon just gave you, without much hesitation?

Hrm...depending on who I'm around. He's known for putting dirty, dirty things in people's cards. That dirty rabbit...

6. Would you marry James Moriarty?

Perhaps, if it were for the royal lolz. Ermehgeurd, that would be so fun! O3O I've always wanted to break into the Tower of London - this could be my chance! *bounces off into the distance with Moriarty-radar activated* (Yes, I have a Moriarty-radar. Don't judge. ._.) 

7. What would you do without Ringmaster?

I, uh...I don't really know Ringmaster much. I only saw him that one time when I dragged Bonbon to the circus to help him get over his fear of clowns. He saw me and said something about me suiting his collection or whatever, but then an alarm went off in the tent and we all had to leave. Bumped into Creature then, too. According to her he's evil and a pest, but I didn't see anything wrong with him, really... So...I wouldn't change without him. *shrugs*

8. Oh no, Felien got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?

Are you...uh...what's up with - OH MY GOD ARE THOSE TENTACLES?!! ARGH, THIS IS LIKE DFE FANTASY ALL OVER AGAIN!! NEVER AGAIN!!! *flees* (Youtube DFE Fantasy, and you'll understand...)

9. Will Wolfy eat those green eggs and ham?

No. He'll devour the ham, and throw the green eggs at me to eat. Mmmm, Dr Seuss foodstuffs...

10. In a race between you, Creature and Bonbon, who would win?

It depends. On foot, Bonbon would win since he's a rabbit and he's bloody fast, but if Creature would be allowed to fly, I'd say it'd be Creature's victory.

11. What is or would be a good nickname for Angel?

Professor Spectacles VIII *gets shot in the face*

12. Sherlock Holmes got turned into an animal! What animal is it?

A Russian Blue cat~

13. Describe Treakle in one word.

Bananas.

14. What do you think of Princess Molestia?

She's easily distracted...by plots, but if you corner her and show enough genuine emotion, you can actually have a normal, good conversation with her. I also feel bad for her, for her past with her mother and all. I think she's misunderstood, and maybe that's why she acts so over the top, for attention seeking. *coughs* But yeah....she's a huge perv, and that's normal for her.

15. Ever slept in the same room with Bonbon?

Yep. :3 I slept on the floor, he slept on the sofa. 

16. What would you do if James Moriarty and Wolfy were going to hang out together?

I'd jump them both and make Wolfy the best man. Upon his acceptance I would then kindly ask him to use his awesome strength and height advantage to drag Moriarty into a van (driven by Sherlock, of course), where he would be dragged off to our wedding. > Of course, Moriarty would be able to hang out with Wolfy some other time. Just...after we've broken into the Tower of London.

17. What musical instrument would Ringmaster most likely play?

I can imagine him playing the piano...or the drums. According to Creature, his hat can sprout arms, so those would be easy for him.

18. What's Felien to you?

Felien is that strange lady who looks an awful lot like human-Treakle. She's another person who follows Creature around, but I hear it's not as fanatically as Ringmaster does. She's nice, and I would consider her a friend if I knew her more, I guess..

19. What would you do if Wolfy and Ringmaster were going out?

I would...rejoice? Well, for starters I'd have a bucket at the ready for Wolfy, since he's terrified of the concept of being with a guy, and now that I think about it...yeah, I'd also hire a SWAT Team to try to take down Ringmaster, since I hear he's into strange species and he swings both ways. Other than that, I'd sit and laugh.

20. What would you do if Creature confessed love to you?

I'd laugh, because that would be so out of character and Creature doesn't love anyone - especially not me. I don't even know her that well! XD

21. Have you ever had lunch together with Angel?

Yes. Mmmmm, pizzaaaaa~

22. Describe Sherlock Holmes in one word.

Highly-functioning-Sociopath

23. How do your and Treakle's talents add up?

I don't know what that means but we're awesome together. >

24. Princess Molestia is actually James Moriarty in disguise, you know.

OH MY GOD, REALLY?! *can't...stop...laughing...* (I really can't!) *dies down* Uh...My God...uh....should I be worried...? Well, at least he divorced me after I screwed over the whole breaking into the tower of London thing. *awkward laugh* Ah......shit. He knows all my secrets. >

25. What would you do if Bonbon confessed love to you?

I'd eat him alive, in a totally non-sexual way, and then regurgitate his face. His face would then be turned into a sail on my new pirate ship - The S.S.Esplin.

26. What's James Moriarty's opinion on cheese?

He appreciates the craftsmanship.

27. Ringmaster suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?

Uh...just so long as he doesn't stalk me and try to collect me, or use it to get to Creature, I should be safe...

28. Does Felien make you hot?

Not at all. ._.

29. Is Wolfy your best friend?

Yes, actually~! We grew up together. ^_^

30. What was your first impression of Creature?

Oh. Mah. Geurd. *blinks, shakes fur and points* LOOK! IT'S BADASS ME!!! *proceeds to be knocked over the top of the head by Creature* Ow... No love there, then..

31. If Angel were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?

David...Cameron?

32. Do you do anything special with Sherlock Holmes?

I occasionally find him with my Sherlock-radar (I have one for each of them) and when that happens, I tag along. If 'doing anything special' could be solving murder cases and being annoying to the police with him and Watson, then sure!

33. Do you love Treakle?

Yepppppppp~ <3

34. Have you dreamt of Princess Molestia before?

Depends. Apparently, Moriarty is Molestia now, so I'm confused. :S I'll just guess you were lying earlier, and say yes, actually. She was in the back-ground, trying to grope Angel.

35. Do you do anything special with Bonbon?

He tries to teach me how to fight and do free-running, but he's a rabbit and can do so much more than a big dracus ailurus like me. :\ It's rather ridiculous, actually...

36. Have you ever been in James Moriarty's house?

No... *shifty eyes* Okay, fine, fine. Yes. It's like Sherlock & John's, which I think is deliberate, only he has more skulls/friends lying around and it's slightly more organised, and flashier. It's...like being in a homely prison-cell. :S

37. Would you marry Ringmaster?

No.

38. In a race between you, Felien and Angel, who would win?

Either me or Angel, if we were allowed to fly. If it were a running race, Angel would win, and I'd come second. 

39. Wolfy and Ringmaster are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?

Ringmaster. He's feminine, and Wolfy's masculine.

40. What's Creature to you?

She's that odd friend who says she isn't my friend and insists that she's alone. She's more a neighbor in ways, even though I never see her and she lives in her own pocket-dimension somewhere out there. We have the relationship neighbors might have. We bump into each other, chat, and then go our separate ways. She's remarkably comfortable around me, which is odd...

41. Do you think Angel is a virgin?

Hahaha, I doubt that!

42. Does Sherlock Holmes make you hot?

Not in the slightest. Though there have been one or two occasions where he's been such a prat I've wanted to burn his face off.

43. What is Treakle's favorite TV show or movie?

I dunno. Uh...Despicable Me, and...The Big Bang Theory?

44. What would Princess Molestia not be caught dead in?

Something that isn't a living body. (Unless she's a necrophiliac...)

45. Bonbon got turned into an animal! What animal is it?

Uh...a rabbit? You do know he's a rabbit...right?

46. Have you dreamt of James Moriarty before?

Yeah, him too. He stole my wallet. So when I found him afterwards in real life, I stole his wallet. It's a pink purse. It has nothing in it. I keep it under my pillow at night. *sniffs*

47. Would you love to read Ringmaster's very personal diary?

Yes, actually. I think everyone who's heard of him would. He's a mystery.

48. Will Felien eat those green eggs and ham?

Hrm....I dunno.

49. If Wolfy and Creature were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?

They'd argue, like hell, about pointless trivia. I know I would if I were with Wolfy for that long, and Creature hates being exposed to people AND being trapped, so...do the math.

50. Hot Creature on Treakle action - Yes/No?